Internet Poker?!?!

The other day, I was reading the local newspaper, and I found an article about a new technological miracle- internet poker!! I have never heard of such a creation that could be so......useful!! I told my buddies about it, and we decided to go look for this "internet". I read that the creator displays the game on a computer screen. What in the world is a computer screen?! I wonder what that might be. A computer could be anything!! Lord Antony has told me that he is sure that Computer isn't a lad, but the device on which has the screen. Aye! he is only to show me this device for until then he has no proof. I decided to go to the local publisher's office and ask of where I could find this "internet" fellow. He seemed quite puzzled at first, then looked back at me as if I were a brainless nincompoop and laughed the heartiest laugh I'd heard in a lifetime.

He soon after noted that my expression had become serious. The gentlemen told me that the poker was played on a computer which needs to be plugged in and have internet installed on to the computer so you can play. I decided it was a burden and decided to stick to hand-played poker. I would rather play in our cozy card rooms than on this "internet" device. I went back to Sir Andrew's home to find him with a big device on his table, playing internet poker!! I felt delighted! "Now, I try," I said, and surprised Andrew with a push and plop on the ground. "To atleast ask would've been fine with me Percy." I looked at him and smiled, as did Andrew. We both chuckled and continued the game. Overall, I like the idea of this creation, but the type is just not for me. And I also LOVE to see my competitors' faces in person when I win!!

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